Did you hear about the 4 car accident on the highway today?
75 Mexicans died.


What is a Mexican's favorite store?
Borders.


What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A chunk.

What do you call a retarded Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.

Why don't Indians play hockey?
Because if they got thrown in the corner, they'd just open up a convenience store.

Why don't Asians smoke weed?
Because they wouldn't be able to see.
What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my penis down your throat.
How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen snort?
Enough to kill two and a half men.

Did you hear they have a new drink called the Osama Bin Laden?
Its two shots and a splash of water.

If you pickle a bread loaf, is it called a dildo?
Jesus can walk on water...Chuck Norris swims on land.

Chuck Norris make onions cry.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest
What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
A bench can support a family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple?

What is worse that finding a worm in your apple?
Getting raped

What did the saggy boob say to the other?
"If we don't get support soon, people are going to think that we are nuts"
Did you hear about the flasher who decided not to retire? He wanted stick it out for one more year

How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard

A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it