What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
What do you use to blindfold an Asian?
How do Asians find names for their children?
They drop silverware on the floor
What kind of soup weighs 2000 lbs?
Won ton soup
What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He bumps his nose
What do you have when you cross an Asian with a Mexican?
A car thief that can't drive