Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin

Chuck Norris got a hole-in-zero

At frat parties, kegs do Chuck Norris stands.

Honey Badger does care about Chuck Norris.

Jesus can walk on water...Chuck Norris swims on land.

Chuck Norris make onions cry.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

About 120,000 Americans die each year in Chuck Norris related accidents

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the world down.

There's no such thing as evolution, only the animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Everybody tries to be perfect. Perfection tries to be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life there.

Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.