Dirty Jokes

Did you hear about the flasher who decided not to retire? He wanted stick it out for one more year

How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard

A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it

Confucius Say "Is good for girl to meet boy in park, is better for boy to park meat in girl"

The Word is legs. Now go out and spread the word

Confucius Say "Man who stick penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts"

Confucius Say "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it"

Confucius Say "Man want pretty nurse must be patient"

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A Megasourass

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lickalotapus

How do you fit three gay guys on one stool?
You turn the stool upside down

What is the most popular pick-up line at a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for you?

Q:What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
A: I haven't made a vitamin, but I've made a whore moan.

Q:What did Paris Hilton's left leg say to her right leg?
A:Nothing, they're never together

Q:Why do they call it PMS?
A:Because mad cow disease was already taken

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator