Hispanic Jokes

What happens when a Cuban gets a flat tire?
He drowns

What is the Mexican National Anthem?
Over the river and through the woods.

Did you hear about the 4 car accident on the highway today?
75 Mexicans died.

What is a Mexican's favorite store?
Borders.

What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
A bench can support a family.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two children?
Jose and Hose B

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
I don't know either, but it could sure pick a lot of lettuce

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Puerto Rico?
Because there aren't three wise men or any virgins

Why can't Puerto Ricans get a loan?
Have you ever tried to sign your name on the dotted line with spray paint? It's hard.

What runs faster than a Puerto Rican with a stolen TV?
His brother with the VCR

How do you know that Mexicans invented re-fried beans?
Have you ever seen a Mexican do anything right the first time around?

What do you call 4 Mexicans drowning?
Cuatro Cinco

What do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms?
Trustworthy

What is the difference between a mexican and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic Team?
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S.

How do you stop an mexican tank?
Throw rocks at the guys pushing it?