Jewish Jokes

Why do Jewish women like Chinese soup so much? Won-ton is not now spelled backwards

Where does a Jewish man hide money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner

Why did it suck to be a black Jew during WWII?
Because they had to sit in the back of the oven

A Jewish man with and erection bumps into a wall, what does he break?
His nose

How do you fit 10 Jews into a 5 person car?
One in each seat, and 5 in the ashtray