What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
Why does the bar association prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
So that the clients aren't billed for the same service twice
What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
The prostitute stops screwing you when you're dead
What do you have when there are 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand