Sports Jokes

What's the difference between a dollar and the Dallas Cowboys? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy away from your house? Put up a goalpost in your front lawn

Why did Ron Artest Leave the basketball game early?
He wanted to beat the crowd

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What do the Chicago Cubs and Billy Graham have in common?
They can both make 50,000 people stand up and say- JESUS CHRIST!

What's the difference between a Yankee hot dog and a Fenway frank?
You can't buy a Yankee hot dog in October

Did you hear the the US Postal service had to recall all of the stamps with Alex Rodriguez's picture on them? People couldn't tell which side to spit on.